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Become an AI expert in 45 minutes flat, or your money back

Become an AI expert in 45 minutes flat, or your money back

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Want to become an AI expert without learning, without reading, without breaking a sweat? Great, you’re in the right place. Thanks to my exclusive “I click therefore I wipe” method, you’ll be able to, in 45 minutes flat (bathroom break and LinkedIn screenshot included), automate your hamster, generate a business plan in iambic pentameter, and drop “logistic regression” at cocktail parties like you invented Python.

Even better: while your AI runs on autopilot, you’ll generate a ton of money while you sleep, while you digest, even while you scroll through my inspiring stories.

You’ll see, AI is simple, fun, disruptive. Even my building concierge got into it after seeing my “Master AI in 3 clicks” carousel on Instagram. She does prompts during Pilates, it’s very trendy. And her ChatGPT recently advised her to get divorced. Revolutionary.

Come on, download my 3-page ebook: “You Too Can Become an AI Genius Without Understanding Anything.”

Warning: exceptional promo at $999.99, valid for another 12 minutes (or until the buzz runs out).

It’s dirt cheap compared to everything you’ll earn passively while your email inbox works for you. It’s hollow, guaranteed painless, and validated by 8 personal development coaches who coach each other.

You’ve got no excuse. Go for it. You’ll be world champion, certified cardboard coach, with Canva logo and self-proclaimed expertise.

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OPINION COLUMN

AI HUMOR

From the Weaver’s Shuttle to Artificial Intelligence

From the Weaver’s Shuttle to Artificial Intelligence

Three centuries ago, a weaver fled in a sack of wool. Today, we open the doors of our lives wide to those who want to weave in our place.

In 1733, the flying shuttle disrupted the world of craftsmanship. In 2025, it’s artificial intelligence that is reshaping our gestures, our professions, our identities.
But the real rupture might not be what we think. It’s no longer just our skills we delegate. It’s the very taste for thinking.

And this time, there may be no way back.

In 1733, we burned the machines. In 2025, we applaud them. But in both cases, it’s the human that gets sacrificed.

👉 Read on if you, too, feel that something essential is starting to melt away.

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OPINION

INNOVATION PROSPECTIVE

The Manual of Thermo-Governmental Resilience: The Bayrou Method®

The Manual of Thermo-Governmental Resilience: The Bayrou Method®

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When everything burns, some wait for it to pass. Slowly. Very slowly.

While France suffocates under heat waves and waves of inaction, one man embodies single-handedly the art of governing without governing, of enduring without acting, of occupying without disturbing. François Bayrou, undisputed champion of strategic standstill.

I propose a deep dive into this shadow theater where silences serve as speeches, sluggishness as method, and limp hope as political line. A real-time satire of screensaver governance, where the software still runs… without anyone knowing if there’s still someone in front of the screen.

Read this if you enjoy:

– Administrative oxymorons,
– The yoga of inaction,
– And plans without a plan.

Spoiler alert: we might have confused “stability” with “immobilism,” and “leadership” with “screensaver mode.”

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HUMOR

Corporate responsibility in the face of ai’s potential abuses

Corporate responsibility in the face of ai’s potential abuses

260 McDonald’s nuggets in a single order. An Air Canada chatbot lying to a grieving customer. A recruiting algorithm that blacklists everyone over 40.

Welcome to 2024, the year artificial intelligence showed its true colors. And spoiler alert: it’s not pretty.

While everyone was gushing over ChatGPT, companies were brutally discovering a harsh truth: when your machines screw up, YOU pay the price.

Gone are the golden days when you could shrug and mutter “it’s just a computer glitch.” The courts have spoken: your algorithms, your responsibility. End of story.

Europe legislates with the AI Act (180 pages of bureaucratic bliss). The US innovates at breakneck speed. China controls everything. Meanwhile, our companies are discovering that building responsible AI is like flying a fighter jet blindfolded in a thunderstorm.

The most ironic part? This silent revolution won’t just determine who pays for tomorrow’s disasters. It will decide who dominates the global economy for the next 50 years.

So, ready to discover why your next nightmare might go by the sweet name of “algorithm”? 👇

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OPINION

AI DIGITALSOVEREIGNTY ETHICS

FOPO: Shut Up and Pretend!

FOPO: Shut Up and Pretend!

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Yesterday, I laughed like a dying seal at the CFO’s terrible joke.

Not because it was funny. But because everyone else was laughing.

And that, folks, is competitive-level FOPO: Fear Of People’s Opinions.

That little voice in your head that makes you:

– Validate absurd projects that are “purpose-driven”
– Fake enthusiasm for kraft paper ice-breakers
– Pretend you’re passionate about design thinking

Your reptilian brain still thinks being rejected by the tribe = ending up naked in the forest negotiating territory with an existentially-confused wild boar.

Today, it’s just called “not being aligned with team dynamics.”

Dr. Michael Gervais even created a fancy acronym for your office paranoia. Because in 2025, even anxiety needs to be optimized.

But don’t worry: there’s an experiential workshop for that. Eco-friendly tote bag included.

Spoiler alert: the solution might not be in yet another personal development smoothie…

👇 Thread breaking down this new gourmet mental fatigue

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HUMOR