Welcome to the era of progress, **where even tenderness has become an automated service.**
After all, why waste time calling your aging parents when a chatbot can do it for you — using _your_ voice, no less.
No more enduring tales from 1954 or that slightly shaky tone. For just **€29.90 a month**, an AI simulates affection while you pretend to care.
And Grandma?
No worries, she doesn’t suspect a thing. She hangs up all warm and fuzzy, convinced it was really you.
📞 _“Hi Grandma, it’s me… well, me in beta version: part code, mostly indifference. Go ahead, you’ve got 3 minutes and 47 seconds to tell me about your week at the nursing home.”_
And if you think I’m exaggerating, read to the end. Spoiler: even Cupid’s been replaced by a voice assistant.
Creepy? A bit.
Pathetic? Absolutely.
