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📌 Friday mood post 📌

🧠 You log in “just for 5 minutes”… and 47 cat videos, 12 success guru posts, and 1 debate about drip coffee later, you can’t even remember why you came.

📉 Your energy level? Gone.
🤯 Your focus? Shattered like a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle.
📲 And your brain? On auto-scroll mode, possessed by some invisible yet very well-coded force.

If you feel like social media is draining more than it’s inspiring, you might have crossed paths with one of the digital mutants I talk about here.

Enjoy the read… and maybe mute your notifications if you actually want to finish it 😏

#MoodPost #DigitalDrain #ScrollFatigue

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📌 Friday mood piece 📌

📱 They show up every morning. Their mission? To reveal The Ultimate Truth: how to turn an organic coffee and a missed alarm into a masterclass in resilience.

🧘☕ “I once saw a squirrel share a croissant with a pigeon… and that’s when I understood the true meaning of leadership.”

If you’ve ever read that kind of wisdom nugget, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Enjoy the read — and remember: if you scroll deep enough, maybe you too will finally grasp the true meaning of servant leadership 🐿️🥪

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🎤 Have you ever attended one of those conferences where a so-called “leadership expert” explains life to you… without ever having managed anything beyond a Canva account?

Welcome to Professional Absurdistan: a world where resilience is sold in PDFs, management is taught through inspirational GIFs, and success comes wrapped in empty buzzwords.

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What if your politeness came with a million-dollar price tag!

Saying “thank you” to an AI? It’s cute. Endearing, even. But mostly… pointless. And expensive. Very expensive.

Every “hello”, every “please” means more servers running hot, more kilowatts burned, and billions vanishing into the cloud. Not to improve the service—just to soothe our well-mannered human conscience.

So maybe it’s time to drop the digital niceties. In 2025, let’s save our “thank yous” for those who actually need them: REAL PEOPLE.

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Welcome to the era of progress, **where even tenderness has become an automated service.**

After all, why waste time calling your aging parents when a chatbot can do it for you — using _your_ voice, no less.
No more enduring tales from 1954 or that slightly shaky tone. For just **€29.90 a month**, an AI simulates affection while you pretend to care.

And Grandma?

No worries, she doesn’t suspect a thing. She hangs up all warm and fuzzy, convinced it was really you.

📞 _“Hi Grandma, it’s me… well, me in beta version: part code, mostly indifference. Go ahead, you’ve got 3 minutes and 47 seconds to tell me about your week at the nursing home.”_

And if you think I’m exaggerating, read to the end. Spoiler: even Cupid’s been replaced by a voice assistant.

Creepy? A bit.
Pathetic? Absolutely.

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